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Tesla Owes Me $8,000 and Eight Years

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Tesla FSD is way better than you think it is—but does that mean it's ready for eyes off? Check out Wispr Flow and use code SNAZZYLABS for 1 MONTH FREE! https://ref.wisprflow.ai/snazzy-labs-yt *Buy FANTASTIC merch at Copland Supply* - https://copland.supply Follow Snazzy Labs on Twitter - https://twitter.com/snazzylabs Follow me on Bluesky - https://snazzy.fm/UW Follow me on Threads - https://snazzy.fm/XV Follow me on Mastodon - https://snazzy.fm/NN Follow me on Instagram - https://instagram.com/snazzyq Tesla Full Self-Driving v14.3.4 in a 2026 Model Y rental — no radar, no ultrasonic sensors, no lidar, just eight cameras, an end-to-end neural network trained by imitation learning, and a distilled student model small enough to run behind the dash. After eight years and $8,000 of Enhanced Autopilot and FSD Capability promises, plus a slow exit to Rivian R1T, R1S and R2, FSD v14 is finally smoother and more confident than the average Uber driver — and, surprisingly, more comfortable than a week of Waymo robotaxi rides around San Francisco. It still botches parking lots, misses freeway exits, invents its own routing instead of using Google Maps or Waze, and parked me nowhere near a McDonald's. The real reason Tesla won't ship eyes-off autonomy isn't NHTSA or regulation: it's liability — the Miami Autopilot verdict, an open federal investigation covering 3 million cars, Mercedes quietly killing Drive Pilot, and roughly 4 million Hardware 3 owners Elon Musk admits will never get unsupervised FSD. Rolling stops got recalled for zero crashes while Mad Max and Sloth speed profiles ship as a feature, because Tesla built a car that breaks the law like a human and routed every ticket back to you. 0:00 Can it even get out of my driveway? 2:53 Eight cameras and one giant brain 5:47 Buy this so I can eat 7:14 A datacenter squeezed behind your dash 8:19 The parking lot that broke it 10:40 Okay, this thing is actually good 15:11 A week of Waymos says otherwise 17:36 Missed exits and a McDonald's fiasco 21:57 Why it still won't let you nap 25:24 Liability is the whole ballgame 28:42 Three versions, one verdict

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